ok. i don't know why. but i bought that soda. that retarded, ill looking drink. i thought.... it looks so nasty, that it must secretly be delicious! i was wrong. it tastes like the concoction of a 9 year old, after he has gotten a hold of a cherry soda, a bag of sugar, and maple syrup. it's nasty. but get this.
i'm driving home, and i keep smelling a hint of body odour. i'm like, what the hell... is the wind hitting me just right and blowing my armpit into my nose? then i realize i only smell it RIGHT after i drink some of the soda. so i try again. inhale, sip sip drink, exhale through my nose. B.O.
somehow this drink makes you smell body odour after every sip. it's something special.
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